Pandomes, the Usurper

"Piece is a lie, there is only pie.

Through pie, I gain weight.

Through weight, I gain fat.

Through fat, I gain girth.

Through girth, my belt is broken.

The diabetes shall kill me." - Pandomes' Mantra.

Inquisitor Pandomes, better known as Pandomes the Usurper, or Lord Lard, was a Sith Pure-Blood Scientist who was a member of the Zkasaeva Order, before he tried to take power. Working under Prudentius, he worked many experiments, though, his freedom within the lab allowed him much time for his own experiments. He attempted to take power, and made a thought-out plan to dethrone the Immortals, and take the power all for himself. Claiming himself to be the Voice of the True Immortals, those being Naga Sadow, Tulak Hord and Marka Ragnos. In the end, after the combined efforts of all of the Order's most loyal members, Pandomes was defeated in a final confrontation with the Order's loyal Sith, and was inevitably, ripped to shreds.

History
Back before his Apprenticeship to Darth Trindibec, he attended a gym known as Fitness Galaxy. Here, he was bullied by a female Jedi, who made fun of his rolls. This made him cry and sweat profusely, forcing him to eat more donuts, and as a result, gain more weight. He vowed that he'd never let this dishonor go unpunished. As a bottom feeder, he was forced to find ways to gain power to destroy his ultimate enemy. So, when he found the chance, he took it! Pandomes took over the Zkasaeva Order and set his plan into motion. However, the conglomerate that was Fitness Galaxy's owner, Universal Incorporated, foiled his plans by remaining alive while Pandomes' version of the Order was dismantled from within, and without.

Epitaph
Please place I.C. commentary on his death, here!

"Disgusting, good riddance to him. He was a bottom feeder, and nothing more, and that's what he will always be, even in death." - Darth Prudentius

"He was a better Sith, than you give him credit for, Prudentius. Not really. He earned his death." - Darth Azzanathos

"I have him to thank for this new scar, though, I suppose I have him to thank for other things, as well. In the end, his actions have made us stronger." - Darth Kalesath

"He still owes us a tank. Bein' dead ain't no excuse for not payin' your debts." -Darth Novus

"It is usually my prerogative to devour the force users I defeat... I have learned to make exceptions." - Silwinon

"Still cant believe that Sil dropped that tank on him with me in it." - Ja'lac

Trivia

 * Pandomes is rumored to have eaten his Master.
 * Pandomes was rumored to be in possession of the eternal box of donuts.